Monthly Archives: January 2010
“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” – Henry David Thoreau
too bad i can’t find a sweet video for this..something sexy, like models in an infinite pool…or lots of old asian men rollerblading backwards. that would be dope..
forget MY homies..
1. after your three lines of coke and a couple fist pumps, or in my case an iced vanilla latte with an extra shot and a kart wheel.. 2. after your zany bar and a miller lite, or in my … Continue reading
g.j. you put hearts in my eyes..
i think we all do..
i want a chance to be in their band. not sayin’ i’d look any better in those pink leggings but lord i’d like a chance. she’s rad sleigh bells..
everyone needs a best friend..
the luckiest people are the ones who find their one true love to grow old with..and then take it to the streets..dear teenager jesus, please don’t let this be my future.
… is that a shirtless-pop-locking john leguizamo in this video?
…you taught us all our best moves.
this. is. amazing. i can’t stop walking around the house saying “my relatives give good head too”… if you ever need to whore yourself (and your grandma) out in Japan, you will know what to say.
how to find the perfect ass..isle 4..
i’d like to make up for it with something completely adorable..
i love every definition for “shit goose“.. check it out, ya pretty little shit goose……shit goose, over and out..
i like this song and his white socks.. somebody give me a kitchen slow dance..
i’ll be so pissed at myself if i go out with “death by rug”…so pissed..
and i think you’re a fucking idiot..
the only time it’s acceptable to dress your animals up in tuxedos and/or corsets..the cat’s pajamas, literally..(oh, snap)
and he is NOT rolling a joint..
mini Alex from Clockwork Orange
we love her. we really do.
it’s saturday night y’all…. and we here at heavy on the pepper would like to remind you to keep this song in mind tonight when that last shot creeps up on you and you are left wondering if what you … Continue reading
… i am 997% sure i was meant to have been born in iceland. i’m pretty sure the little girl in this video is living the life i was meant to have. it’s ok… next time around i’ll get it … Continue reading
i want this. i’d throw up a ‘west side’ every chance i got too…obviously in head to toe vintage. it’s a ‘g’ thang..
… i like a dude that can just chill, and look good doing it…
… dancing with an uber-babe in dark rimmed glasses by the light of a semi-truck. it’s gonna slay every other year. honestly though, why don’t guys dance like this in real life? let me rephrase that: why don’t STRAIGHT guys … Continue reading
normally i’m not into dudes with longer hair than me (exception being the nelson twins..”after the rain” anyone?) but he’s officially won as my first crush of 2010..even though there’s something a little Rumpelstiltskin about him. medieval hipsters rule.. AND … Continue reading
lord almighty, show me a better site than this.. (excluding heavyonpepper, obvs) you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll even sweat a little.. http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/
if i were stuck on an island and had to watch one music video without the sound on for the rest of my life it would be this one..doesn’t hurt that the song is the bees knees as well..
you have to get up preeeetty early to be considered “fierce” in my book..you also have to have killed a cat once or twice with your nails..grace jones, you’re at the top of the list
serious stalker material..i will bake you in a cake, eat you, and not feel bad about it, sir..
shit, i’m out. adorable though..
i’ve always said this..