Monthly Archives: January 2010
indeed..
“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” – Henry David Thoreau
on repeat till monday at least..
too bad i can’t find a sweet video for this..something sexy, like models in an infinite pool…or lots of old asian men rollerblading backwards. that would be dope..
i just wanna to do hoodrat things with THESE homies..
forget MY homies..
i’ll have the hot bear sandwich, please..
1. after your three lines of coke and a couple fist pumps, or in my case an iced vanilla latte with an extra shot and a kart wheel.. 2. after your zany bar and a miller lite, or in my … Continue reading
your weekly rad..
g.j. you put hearts in my eyes..
here’s your indie fix..that’ll be 20 bucks..
i want a chance to be in their band. not sayin’ i’d look any better in those pink leggings but lord i’d like a chance. she’s rad sleigh bells..
friends that perm together stay together..
everyone needs a best friend..
you had me at “ive pissed myself”..
the luckiest people are the ones who find their one true love to grow old with..and then take it to the streets..dear teenager jesus, please don’t let this be my future.
“don’t slap me, cuz i’m not in the mood”
… is that a shirtless-pop-locking john leguizamo in this video?
happy birthday stephanie tanner…
…you taught us all our best moves.
“have you prepared a memo pad?”
this. is. amazing. i can’t stop walking around the house saying “my relatives give good head too”… if you ever need to whore yourself (and your grandma) out in Japan, you will know what to say.
could you be any more obvee, trader joes??
how to find the perfect ass..isle 4..
sorry about the poopy geese post..
i’d like to make up for it with something completely adorable..
you’re late again, shit goose..
i love every definition for “shit goose“.. check it out, ya pretty little shit goose……shit goose, over and out..
nevermind the balls..
i like this song and his white socks.. somebody give me a kitchen slow dance..
my body’s a zombie for you..no, seriously
i’ll be so pissed at myself if i go out with “death by rug”…so pissed..
i take pet portraiture very seriously..
the only time it’s acceptable to dress your animals up in tuxedos and/or corsets..the cat’s pajamas, literally..(oh, snap)
my heart skips a beat, my ovaries weep..
mini Alex from Clockwork Orange
a very important message…
it’s saturday night y’all…. and we here at heavy on the pepper would like to remind you to keep this song in mind tonight when that last shot creeps up on you and you are left wondering if what you … Continue reading
iceland, i shall live in you…
… i am 997% sure i was meant to have been born in iceland. i’m pretty sure the little girl in this video is living the life i was meant to have. it’s ok… next time around i’ll get it … Continue reading
gettin’ funky on the mic like a’ old batch o’ collard greens
i want this. i’d throw up a ‘west side’ every chance i got too…obviously in head to toe vintage. it’s a ‘g’ thang..
just gonna chill for a bit…
… i like a dude that can just chill, and look good doing it…
what i’ve decided 2010 will be like…
… dancing with an uber-babe in dark rimmed glasses by the light of a semi-truck. it’s gonna slay every other year. honestly though, why don’t guys dance like this in real life? let me rephrase that: why don’t STRAIGHT guys … Continue reading
“Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families.” ~Anonymous
the wax in my mUstache..
normally i’m not into dudes with longer hair than me (exception being the nelson twins..”after the rain” anyone?) but he’s officially won as my first crush of 2010..even though there’s something a little Rumpelstiltskin about him. medieval hipsters rule.. AND … Continue reading
you had me at nic cage..and then at nic cage as axl rose..
lord almighty, show me a better site than this.. (excluding heavyonpepper, obvs) you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll even sweat a little.. http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/
i got gel for daaays..
if i were stuck on an island and had to watch one music video without the sound on for the rest of my life it would be this one..doesn’t hurt that the song is the bees knees as well..
i like a gal who could eat me..
you have to get up preeeetty early to be considered “fierce” in my book..you also have to have killed a cat once or twice with your nails..grace jones, you’re at the top of the list
i wanna be loved by you, just you..
serious stalker material..i will bake you in a cake, eat you, and not feel bad about it, sir..
the key to happiness is great calves..
i’ve always said this..
it’s a new day, it’s a new dawn..
in 2010 i’m going to clean out my fish bowl more, call my mother often, try and set up a date with ryan gosling and/or a firefighter (if gosling could get a part as a firefighter this would save me … Continue reading
