Monthly Archives: March 2010

you had me at “FEEBLEGRIND”

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cutest. ever.

sometimes, us little snarky witty Heavy On The Pepper girls have true girl moments where for a split second we fall in love with love. this song from “the wedding singer” makes us tilt our heads to the side and … Continue reading

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“we’re pretty into jump roping..”

and you thought sharing a bathroom with your sister was bad..

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oh hell to the yes..

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if i were a dude..

i would have gone from 6 to midnight (please don’t make me explain) with this video..and i would keep it next to the bedside with a box of tissues. thanks, garza (aka NT) for this bit of shoe goodness..

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sundays..

..were made for falling in love with old luggage at the flea market, bloody mary’s, not taking off your favorite pair of cheap sunglasses and blasting one delicious song over and over again until the universe breaks the shit out … Continue reading

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growing old is for the birds..

wouldn’t it be great if we could go back to when imagination was enough..

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rock the boat, work the middle…

sometimes i wonder if Aaliyah was still alive would she walk right up that Ke$ha chick and smack her. i think she would. it would be classy, and cute… but leave a pretty little hand mark behind. i miss Aaliyah. … Continue reading

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a lil Soul Train line never hurt nobody…

some fierce outfits being rocked in this one. admit it, this just completely changed all of your ideas for the perfect Friday night outfit.

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“nooo sheeee’s noooot..

and this is just to show that i’m not a total cat hater…this is my favorite thing ever, next to restaurants taking the tails off my shrimp..

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stars and their creepy cats..

you could afford something that doesn’t keep it’s bathroom in your house, like a kangaroo..or a liger…or hell, even a clown..so not the cat’s pajamas

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WE’RE BAAAAACK…

sorry we stepped out for so long. we’ve been doing a lot of soul searching and devouring hot pocket after hot pocket…plus i forgot the password to login..

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there’s nothing to say, obvs

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i can’t even tell which one this is..

but that’s still not going to stop me from baking her in a fruit cake and eating the shit out of it..i want to be an olsen, like yesterday.. wait. do you bake fruit cake??

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holy depth perception..

i can’t even put on my own eyeliner. not only is this amazingly done, the song rules and i totally love butts. we all win.. i totally fart diamonds too. what a coincidence..

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“you’re like a diamond and she treats you like glass”

go on Gladys. let her know!

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screw meals on wheels..

your thug love will keep me alive..

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perfect. just… perfect.

marvin was THE best. no one, and i mean no one could ever ooze sexy like him. thanks to aurielle for suggesting we blast this one today. this makes me want to put on a 70s Elvira in Scarface type … Continue reading

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neck tattoos win.

now that i have pharrell on the brain due to the last post, i feel it only fitting to discuss a topic that is near and dear to the hearts of the heavy-on-the-pepper girls and all of our girl friends: … Continue reading

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did you just say what i thought you said?…

i am a little obsessed with robin thicke today. this song is HOT. as in, play it at 6am and get me naked hot. as in, forget breakfast, we aren’t eating until we are done at 2pm hot. it was … Continue reading

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what rhymes with fucking weird?

fucking this guy.. http://trololololololololololo.com/

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put your money where your bunyons are..

gross. somebody call the ghostbusters..

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“to be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved”

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“it’s the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time”

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double dog dare you..

to NOT dance like a retarded fraggle to this song. shit is bouncy..

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sums up my day…

on the inside looking out…. trapped. somebody take me for a walk and give me some treats.

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grated ginger midget…

during Sherlock Holmes, they refer to the red-headed-midget as “ginger midget” and this makes me laugh every time i see the movie. yesterday, i was a long flight while tired and emotionally drained, and this little red-headed toddler kicked the … Continue reading

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excuse me sir, you’re standing on my chest..

 my heart is under there somewhere.. why can’t i find the full song?? it should go on for 2-3 days at least..

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we got a lot of knobs, baby…

…work ‘em.

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say it, do it, create it…

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duh. uh. wow. i a… um…

i often like to go to this one amazing spot in LA and walk the labyrinth. it is incredibly relaxing and meditative as i walk around the curves and twists of the labyrinth working my way, methodically, towards the middle. … Continue reading

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bbq season is almost here…

…let’s invite over a few friends and break out the kiddie pool. .

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you’re the wind beneath my wings..

some friends are totally worth keeping around for stuff like this..thanks, a, you little lamb you.. LOVE ME

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eye-catching earrings?? check.

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the unhappy weird meal..

can someone tell me if he’s 4’11?? cuz he has total carney hands..

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if kate moss says “jump”..

you do a line and JUMP, damnit. i want someone to spend a ridiculous amount of time with me and then decide that i’m “collabo” worthy. like, “whoa this girl loves shoes and drinks a lot of iced coffee…hhhmm, yes! a … Continue reading

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stars.. they’re just like us..

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i love strawberry crystal light..

they’re baaaack!!! simon rex, the guy from the bachelor who cried a lot and a young dennis hopper are back with high kicks, leg warmers and point and winks for your viewing pleasure. work it, sister..WORK IT

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when i was your age..

i had chicken pox for a continuous 3 months, ran around in a ocean pacific swimsuit with white cowboy boots singing every word to rico suave. you? well, lets just say you win. you really win..

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i can not imagine a world without lil wayne.

“this is not a pace, this is how i live! i wake up, smoke weed, fuck bitches, get my dick sucked…. a lot… drink my drink and come here and do this shit. what am i supposed to do, take … Continue reading

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wash your hands, guy..

how come the more fit a dude is at the gym the tighter his pants must be. excuse me sir, your balls just winked at me. put on a tunic or something. with that said, here’s my governor being creepy..

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it’s like i discovered fire..

i’m so stoked on this song. on a recent trip to vegas (gross) it was discovered and my white ass has been boppin’ (total whitey term) to it ever since. i don’t think i’ve ever even heard the last 10 … Continue reading

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the god damn naughty list..

smoking, baby seal clubbing, clubbing things in general, going to clubs when you don’t have to, ugg boots, going to the club in your ugg boots and talking about baby seal clubbing and then lighting up a smoke, talking through … Continue reading

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2 new unhealthy obsessions..

bravo’s ‘kell on earth’, obvs!!!! and the line ‘chick with guns’. soooo good. o.d. worthy.. Moose Limited

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