Monthly Archives: April 2010
dear god,
please don’t give me cankles, let me get laid often, and don’t let me get the crazy. i don’t want it.
Michael Jackson gets a date…
MJ on the “Dating Game” back in 1972. just seeing him give the “hey girl, hey” look to the girls (especially miss sassy in the white boots) is worth every second of this. hopefully this makes up for the violence … Continue reading
new M.I.A. song and video… BORN FREE!
woah. just. woah. don’t worry, we’ll hit you with something fluffy and cute in the next post. right after we go punch an elderly woman and a redheaded toddler on the street for looking at us sideways. does it say … Continue reading
“at this point, Rooty-Toot Jasperson left the party…”
this might be among one of the most creepy-slash-awesome things you have ever seen in your life. and if it isn’t, i would like to be on your email list to see what kind of creepy weirdo you really are…
a wise woman with gold teeth once said…
“Peace. it does not mean to be in a place where there is no trouble, noise, or hard work. it means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart.” — Lady Gaga
ain’t that the truth…
“Never explain– your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway”
things i love rolled up into one video..
baldwins? check. lots of hugging? check. stalking? check. wearing the same black zip-up as my 7 other nerdy 40-something band friends and squeezing into a hallway to show you our newly pierced right ears and our sweet side shimmy? check. it’s … Continue reading
this turd is officially dead to me..
this link leads to total devastation..
i’m coming for you, sean..
this video goes out to the dude at starbucks who’s always talking about beer pong and loves to “air quote” my order back to me. i’m going to learn how to elbow drop super duper good and come back and … Continue reading
homie needs to work on his tag..
totally took him for more of a “throw-up” artist..would kill (just kidding!!!!) to see his doodle notebook..
always trust in johnny…
“Me, I’m dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for.” -Johnny Depp
more ‘tude than a denny’s waitress..
somewhere the founder of TOMS is looking for a hooker he can cry all over..
you said it, sister..
“If nothing else, I have money.” -the Bjork
semi’s make the best props…ummmm
too good to not post every 25-62 days. wait. how long’s this blog thing been up?? fuck it, lets dance..
waterproof mascara is my life coach..
let us take a moment of silence for those pairs lost in the war against paying your rent.. love you, lizard
close your eyes and float a lil..
today’s episode was brought to you by the letters C, R, I and the 3 letters SPY smushed together. i smell turkey bacon..
patience is a virtue.
don’t anger the cute lil pussy. meow.
fame.
“It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely.” -Albert Einstein
i call you ForReal cuz you the truth…
why is pharrell so damn hot? oh. right. neck tat, skateboard, knows how to dress, funny, charming….. and says things like “Then we locked eyes – and I knew I was in there and I was gon’ tear ya ass … Continue reading
next level amazing
“everybody’s high on constellation” is the first sentence of this song. dude. hall & oates got the good stuff. i’m about to walk in to the medical marijuana spot by the house and ask for “constellation”, throw on some weird … Continue reading
the way they were..
you had me at “perfect gene pool”.. plus we’ll save so much on hair ties cuz we’ll just share and shit. xo
our kind of porn…
at age 13, there was something that happened to my crew of girls when a boy with a board showed up… we all stood a little taller, acted a whole lot cooler and had our hearts racing a little faster. … Continue reading
and you think YOUR mom sucks..?!
she’s the life of the party until she brings her “FUPA” out..
boom before blog…
yeah, we have these outfits and we know how to do every dance move from the video. we were super proud of ourselves. then we realized we’re not 12 anymore and this is perhaps why we have no plans on … Continue reading
poke. her. face.
kid cudi, kanye and common should all just listen to gaga on the hook… poke. her. face. (‘specially if i’m in the room… holleR! wait. did i just type that? whoops. sorry mom. i kid! i kid!)
if my brain was a person…
…this dude has personified the internal rants of my head. add a few things to the “hate list” like Uggs, people wearing pajamas out in public, dudes that don’t pump gas for a girl, dudes that can’t kiss, girls that … Continue reading
i need a dollar.. or 11 for my ny vanilla latte..
bryan greenberg may have just taken lead from the olsen twins in my race to unhealthy obsessionville. why can’t greenberg, cudi and good old me just get together and give eachother back tickles and talk about denim and shit?! i work in fashion. i … Continue reading
i’m a little bit mcgyyyyyver. i’m a little bit rock-n-roll..
“honey, come see how your penis turned out!” (click on ze “penis”) too bad i totally blew it in pottery class; i could totally be banking it at the melrose trading post..
any second now i’m going to start talking about dildos..
so here’s something completely adorable, Morrissey.
so damn crispy..
the good old days were just that.. fucking good.
