Monthly Archives: May 2010
i feel like i’m at the salem witch trials..
homies look like they got into some moldy bread. impressive. if you need me i’ll be at HYDE, practicing.
and then we made a super mean baby..
2 dicks make a baby…one AWESOME baby. sean penn should come here. madonna should go away.
OH LIKE YOU HAVEN’T BEEN WAITING FOR IT..
STARS AND THEIR CREEP SHOW CATS..TOTALLY BACK. YOU IS WELCOME.
can i get a WHOO WHOO?!!!
just wanna run my fingers through his dead white hair..
i never throw those windshield flyers on the ground..so wtf
i also recycle and love babies..
taking the a-train to fashion with Mr. T…
there are really just no words to describe the level of tite-ness this elevates to. holy bejesus. it’s Mr. T…. it’s 80s fashion…. it’s so awesome. what the fuck more do you want from us? a fucking letter of recommendation … Continue reading
part robot, part unicorn…
mom, meet my new husband, he goes by Gundam Unicorn, and he makes me breakfast in bed while simultaneously blowing up other planets. it’s love. don’t judge it.
anybody got a flowbee??
you know you’re a mess when p diddy puffy man wants to poop his pants around you..somebody hand this dude a clorox wipe.
my mother IS always telling me to save my money..
not sure if this is what she had in mind..
“have you seen my baseball?”
good grief..this dude should date miss america..
pretties!!!!! but ugly people can shop here too..
do your girl a solid…send her here!!
knock your socks off…or your birkenstocks..
Best LINK of my life thus far..
summer, is like, totally here..
which means more shaving of the legs, no more sweat pants to work, and no more del taco..the klumps in a bikini..not so much.
