Monthly Archives: June 2010
it’s humpday…
…so let’s all make the world a better place by wearing see through leggings today. i’ll go first.
long live the gingers…
…’specially the chubby ones.
lift. or leave.
you don’t have to take me somewhere expensive for dinner, you don’t have to bring me flowers, and i don’t care where you are on a friday night… but if you don’t plan on doing the “lift” from Dirty Dancing … Continue reading
just working, smoking blunts of skunk, makin’ hoes of punks, and only underground funk bumpin’ outta my trunk
shoulda written that “note to self” in sharpie…
beer. vodka. weed cookies. more vodka… not a good mix.
wait. lemme get this straight….
…you cheated on me AND gave him my morrissey live at the hollywood bowl shirt? bitch.
break-up letters via text or email are SO uncivilized…
i’m only liking you for a split second..
cuz you’re a bit of a twat. but this pic rules.
dear starbucks guy,
for the 56th time, my name is not chelsea. i’ve got a place for you to stick that sharpie..and your ponytail. i’ll probably feel bad after i post this…at least until i see you in the am.
top that…
i’ve just decided i would rather hear this “rap” song than 98% of what is currently being played on the radio.
oh oguchi…
his name is Oguchi Onyewu. he plays soccer. he is amazing. i am 99.9% sure Heaven is going to be him feeding me chocolate dipped strawberries for eternity. i better go rescue some puppies and help some old ladies cross … Continue reading
nothing pleases me more….
… than handsome men with english accents driving really, really fast cars.
so retro…
…or IS it? damn. i loved this pic because it was so late 70′s amazing. but now i am confused and think maybe is is just another shot from a lame trailer back stage at coachella. stupid hipsters and their … Continue reading
thumbs up…
“Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together” – Woodrow Wilson
viva italia!
FIFA fever has hit all of us girls. hard. it is currently raining during the Italy vs. Paraguay game. there is nothing better than a hot soccer player. except a hot, wet soccer player. Long Live FIFA.
sooo damn crispy.
this had to come back. in fact i think i should post it every monday..along with a different pic of jon lovitz. done. you’re welcome. see you next week. xo
when life seems like it can’t get any better…
…she’s probably a hooker.
i will break your heart and then break your face in these..
soooo badass, soooo sexy, soooo going on my feet. Dolce Vita, Lana @ Pretty Pennies
bro. the kitty just wants you dead.
dude. this guy has it twisted. the kitty isn’t mean, it’s just slowly trying to kill him to rid the world of one more faux-hawk wearing douchebag. thanks lil kitty. we appreciate the effort.
croc sex.
it is scientifically proven that this is the ONLY living thing that gets excited about Crocs. and you thought your sex life was strange?
