Monthly Archives: August 2010
i love radiohead more than i love members of my own family…
*thanks eric davis for this one
just ONCE, i’d like to be called “soy fucker”
…just once.
aaliyah. one in a million.
she really was one in a million. we wish she was still here. she wouldn’t have even left room for annoying girls like ke$ha and niki minaj on the radio.
lloyd dobler, we love you.
fuck you. and uh…fuck her too.
this might be the greatest love song ever written. if you don’t think this has already gone triple platinum in our eardrums, you obviously have never looked at this blog…
craving.
a spoonful of peanut butter, veggie nuggets, a gulp of hot sauce, a popsicle, half a carrot, watermelon lemonade… none of them worked to fill the mystery craving i was having. then someone sent me this song…. be gone with … Continue reading
fuck the haters
donkey’s last words to his homies STILL sitting on the island
dear grandpa…
i am very sorry that grandma accidentally got in to my stash of pot brownies and watched my old copy of Breakin on VHS on repeat for 28 hours straight. i understand if you don’t give me a christmas present … Continue reading
audible deliciousness.
even if you’ve heard this song a hundred times already, even if you’ve never heard it…. play it again now. we promise you will go from zero to sultry in 3.5 seconds.
lets sell some jeans, people!!
just substitute marky mark for ceddybu, enter kate moss, and now we’ve got ourselves one hell of a calvin klein campaign… now i can’t stop thinking about a kfc double down sandwich…or a breast lift. heavens.
blog lovin’ every minute of it. obvs.
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why would you do such a thing??
sometimes in life you see things you don’t want to see. i think that little turd from dirty dancing said something along those lines in the scene where baby see’s her whore sister escaping a possible rape sess from robbie the creep. yes, … Continue reading
you can put your WEEEEED in here..
or your lip gloss, perhaps your car keys or other small objects. just don’t try anything funny, i’m not in the business of vaginoplasty
as if monday’s aren’t bad enough…
…now you are going to have THIS shit stuck in your head all day! here is an “anti-drug” campaign robert evans was forced to produce after getting caught up buying the nose candy. trust me, after a day of having … Continue reading
