Monthly Archives: August 2010
“hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul” ~ marilyn monroe
*thanks eric davis for this one
she really was one in a million. we wish she was still here. she wouldn’t have even left room for annoying girls like ke$ha and niki minaj on the radio.
“friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘what! you too? i thought i was the only one” ~c.s. lewis
this might be the greatest love song ever written. if you don’t think this has already gone triple platinum in our eardrums, you obviously have never looked at this blog…
a spoonful of peanut butter, veggie nuggets, a gulp of hot sauce, a popsicle, half a carrot, watermelon lemonade… none of them worked to fill the mystery craving i was having. then someone sent me this song…. be gone with … Continue reading
donkey’s last words to his homies STILL sitting on the island
i am very sorry that grandma accidentally got in to my stash of pot brownies and watched my old copy of Breakin on VHS on repeat for 28 hours straight. i understand if you don’t give me a christmas present … Continue reading
even if you’ve heard this song a hundred times already, even if you’ve never heard it…. play it again now. we promise you will go from zero to sultry in 3.5 seconds.
just substitute marky mark for ceddybu, enter kate moss, and now we’ve got ourselves one hell of a calvin klein campaign… now i can’t stop thinking about a kfc double down sandwich…or a breast lift. heavens.
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sometimes in life you see things you don’t want to see. i think that little turd from dirty dancing said something along those lines in the scene where baby see’s her whore sister escaping a possible rape sess from robbie the creep. yes, … Continue reading
or your lip gloss, perhaps your car keys or other small objects. just don’t try anything funny, i’m not in the business of vaginoplasty