Monthly Archives: September 2010

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1984. bones brigade.

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an ode to the y chromosome. aka- eye candy.

we could do this shit all day….. matter of fact, we just might.

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pretty sure it says this in the bible. somewhere.

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vegan hunger.

i haven’t eaten pork in 14 years (well, i was slipped it once by accident) yep. i really did just say i was slipped the pork by accident. *ahem* anyhoo, this shit is funny.

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where in the hell did this lovely creature come from..

and why isn’t he waiting for me in my bed..i mean whatever, it’s a nice song and all but GIVE ME THOSE LIPS.

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just delicious…

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your new favorite band. you’re welcome.

CHIEF. such a great band out of LA… listen to them and you’ll find yourself in the hills of malibu with flowers in your hair, chasing butterflies and dancing. there’s nothing wrong with getting in touch with your inner white … Continue reading

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quickest way to ensure your babysitter stays sober….

just loop this on the dvd next time she comes over with eyes blazing red from smoking the good shit. guarantee she won’t get high and watch your kids ever again. plus, there will still be goldfish crackers in your … Continue reading

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pharrell is like nutella spread on a warm buttermilk biscuit…

delicious.

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the greatest light is the greatest shade.

this song has crawled all up in my head like that weird bug thing that got in dude’s ear in star trek… except cuter and it’s not trying to eat my brain. at least i hope not. lil dude’s gonna … Continue reading

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i know you’re never telling anyone…

this song is audible hot chocolate and sweet nothings on a cloudy cold day.

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it was over when he took my last bottle of aqua net…

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black ninja…

this video makes me happy. real happy. actually, almost ALL skate videos make me happy. i had a boyfriend tell me once “…sometimes you forget you’re a girl. besides, you’re too fucking old to watch skate videos…” ahWHA? needless to … Continue reading

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this makes every cell in my body *sigh*….

you may have heard the screech of excitement followed by a collective love filled sigh coming from every single cell in my body. i love this band so much it actually hurts sometimes.

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a goddess on a skateboard…

our girl kim matulova is one of the very few girls we deem worthy enough to call an honorary heavy on the pepper girl. she is spice to the tenth power. here she is skating down the runway in PLATFORMS … Continue reading

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dear jared leto…

we’ve been over this. a few times. please just stop. that whole skinny-jeans-tucked-in-to-lace-up-boots shit is done and over and only works on select females and really hot flaming gay dudes in west hollywood. you are not either (that you’ve admitted)… … Continue reading

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love and hate

… as explained by radio raheem

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every boy has to have a bff…

an ode to bromances.

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the dog days are over.

…she killed it with kisses and from it she fled with every bubble she sank with a drink and washed it away down the kitchen sink…

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i fly solo.

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delicious torture.

if you can listen to this song in the dark through headphones and have no reaction, you have not lived or loved hard enough.

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dear carrot top,

fucking stop it. btw i know that’s not carrot top…i’m speaking to both of them

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a lil ‘kast for yo friday…

this shit makes me want to light something up, put something on ice and lean back in the sun on a lounge chair while watching a cute puerto rican skater do kick flips at a bbq. matter of fact…. i … Continue reading

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women in cages.

…. as we’ve said many times before….. they just don’t make them like they used to!

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don’t call it a comeback.

the left leg is back. i think of myself as the left leg of heavy on the pepper btw..def not the right..maybe the right boob but def not the right leg..anywho, i’m back from a very busy…uh, life? and to … Continue reading

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strut that ass.

his grill is so next level… *thanks to viranda tantula for yet another gem.

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happy 90210 day!

today is 9.02.10 and to celebrate, we dug up this clip of that crazy cast of fun loving teens from the hit 90s show… yeah, they removed the coke parties, absent parents, fake tits and persian girls… but other than … Continue reading

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dear jared leto…

again, we beg you. stop it. we don’t know what magazine you are reading, but you need to cancel your subscription. thanks.

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three reasons we should never be allowed to have spray paint…

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dylan porn.

dear lil 8 lb baby jesus, thank you for dylan rieder. amen.

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