Monthly Archives: November 2010

the truth is ugly… and usually in skinny jeans

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nothing says “holiday cheer” like ghostface…

this has been on my christmas list for at least 3 years. i must be bad. santa still hasn’t brought it.

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isn’t it kind of the same thing? except one just has a shitty soundtrack?

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an ode to the board…

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well, shit.

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dear linkin park, stop it.

every day when i come to work i have to pass a building sized poster of linkin park for their new album. new album? they aren’t done yet? nope. they keep going and they harsh my chi every damn morning.

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baracka flacka flame.

i wonder if there is a family somewhere in the middle of kansas, in their track house… fresh from a trip to kmart… sitting down to their computer to find this emailed to them (on dial-up) by their aunt becky … Continue reading

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never trust a fat boy in overalls.

thanks @trumpetcake

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long before autotune and songs about getting “slizzard”…

grown folks used to make some sexy and amazing love songs…

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no. one. is. ever. gonna. love. you. more.

i have cried so many times to the original version of this over the past year, i have most likely kept kleenex in business. it’s appeared on my ipod every time i have taken off in an airplane. it’s been … Continue reading

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girrrrrrl, it always be halloween on my block!

we ain’t got shit for candy buuuuut…

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and MY mom hates when my bra straps show…

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“stress: the confusion created when one’s mind overrides the body’s basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it”

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oh love! ain’t it grand!

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we go through too much bullshit just to mess with these drunk and hot girls….

amazing. while we are on the subject (see post below) someone put together a video for the kanye song…..

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in this edition of “things we will never ever understand”…

why do drunk girls find it “totally awesome” to dry hump each other from behind? when straight guys do this, it makes no sense either… i mean, i’m sure dr. phil could ANALyse the guys and find some deep seated … Continue reading

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word.

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“show me the money like j. mcguire, build my empire in the midst of the fire”- jay electronica.

uzi weighs a ton.

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