why do drunk girls find it “totally awesome” to dry hump each other from behind? when straight guys do this, it makes no sense either… i mean, i’m sure dr. phil could ANALyse the guys and find some deep seated (ha) homosexuality lurking… BUT- when females do this it REALLY makes no sense at all. girls don’t have the “parts” to have this make any sense. my old dog Olive used to do this to anything that walked as a show of dominance, but she was like the forest gump of dogs and might not have understood the whole humping thing. LADIES: you complain about going home from the club alone, but you just reenacted the act of ass sex with your homegirl to a ke$ha song in front of a group of single men, none of whom will now dare to even make eye contact with you. that shit is scary and confusing to a guy. his first thought is that you will bust out a 15″ strap-on while he’s handcuffed to your bed. no man wants to feel helpless, violated and emasculated. there is nothing attractive about this drunken behavior. on behalf of all of us that share chromosomes with you, PLEASE STOP!
