Monthly Archives: December 2010

sometimes my vision is a little hazy…

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once i was a white gazelle…

I had the divine pleasure of meeting Teena Marie outside of a concert we were both attending in 1999. Neither one of us could get in, as they lost the guest list. So, there I was… stuck outside bonding with … Continue reading

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like spiked hot chocolate on a rainy day….

beautiful, gifted, amazing Adele…

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amen.

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or the day after..

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just hold yourself.

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growing old is sorta awesome.

i said SORTA.. ps the last one is lohan in 19 years. yes, 19.

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legends never die.

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every superhero needs theme music.

i have to go christmas shopping today. i’m going to walk in to every place i need to go in slow motion, pretending i have a gun with a silencer in my jacket and pray that this songs plays in … Continue reading

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daggers.

“yeah well, i knew him when he was ralph and he lived in the valley…”

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a new tv and a ster-e-ew

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i promise to be a good person…

forget what it says in the bible. i’m going to to be a good human because i am convinced THIS is what heaven looks like.

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*jaws dropped. stuck. can’t move*

for once we are left completely speechless. the end of the world, and christmas as we know it, in 3….2….1….

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this snuggie stays on.

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this should have been on the shelf with cinderella and green eggs and ham.

life lessons, people. life lessons.

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we all want to change the world.

“it’s a shame we are living in peaceful times. from the results of your test, you would have made a wonderful revolutionary leader or protest organizer.” -my high school guidance counselor. perhaps i should live up to my potential and … Continue reading

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john lennon. 1969. interviewed by a 14 year old.

RIP… your message lives on.

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wu tang + legos = greatest shit ever.

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when the first words you speak to a woman are “are you single?” the answer will ALWAYS be “no”, even if that is a lie

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all i want for christmas is you…

i’ve had this song stuck in my head for 3 days now. this lil dude just took it to a whole new level.

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friday dolly.

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“check the list, FOOL!”

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lonely is a freedom that breathes easy and weightless…

“resist the urge to hang out with your cell phone” this is amazing. thanks andrew.

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