Monthly Archives: January 2011
“you want to be treated like a man? well… MAN UP THEN.”
Posted in i'm with the band
Tagged Aretha Franklin, boys take notes, do right woman do right man
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“my teeth aren’t friends, they don’t like that neighborhood”
let’s all say a little prayer for this girl’s future college roommate on the the night this chick discovers FourLoko, weed cookies and shrooms.
Posted in holy crap
Tagged drugs are bad mmmmmkay, hilarious, tess' wisdom teeth, woah
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sir… your depends are leaking
when i see an old man in the grocery store i always get so sad. he’s all alone, trying to navigate through the store, looking very lost, straining to read labels and prices… and when he checks out all he … Continue reading
it’s the little things…
this morning i got backhanded by a homeless man and then harassed by a drugged out version of trey songz that had tattoos covering every inch of his face. i really did not think ANYTHING could turn this day around, … Continue reading
i’ve been waiting 29 years for cookie monster to finally get the chance to say..
..fat motherfucker. how’s it feel, blue?
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