Category Archives: holy crap
where was this kid when i needed him?
a week before the 5th grade talent show… cut to me crying in my room as i realized i could not do an amazing duo performance the way i envisioned it in my head because the girls i “auditioned” were … Continue reading
i hope hell isn’t as bad as it’s rumored to be….
i literally sat in front of my computer for a full 3 minutes with my mouth open, in silence, after watching this for the first time.
can’t. breathe. laughing too hard.
reason #48 why you shouldn’t wear a BIKINI if you are the drunk big girl at the beach. You should probably also stay away from the water if you’ve been drinking 22oz Coronas since 6am. This shit is hilarious…. it … Continue reading
small human badasses.
these kids are too much. that horrible sound you hear off in the distance? oh. just ignore it. it’s just our ovaries screaming over here. we are now accepting applications for dudes that are ready to pump out a cute, … Continue reading
darth sheen.
we are so up-to-here with this charlie sheen shit we are about to go postal on an old folks home as they all hold little baby kittens and sing love songs to us. yep. one more person says “winning” to … Continue reading
an ode to the y chromosome…
franco. some dude. his friend could get it too. obama. classic newman. sean lyles, we’re your biggest fans. depp. gosling. jay electronica.
“it’s a little rapey…”
USE A FUCKING COASTER NEXT TIME BITCH.
some girls watch chick flicks and cry when stressed…
we watch shit like this and read cookbooks…
“my teeth aren’t friends, they don’t like that neighborhood”
let’s all say a little prayer for this girl’s future college roommate on the the night this chick discovers FourLoko, weed cookies and shrooms.
it’s the little things…
this morning i got backhanded by a homeless man and then harassed by a drugged out version of trey songz that had tattoos covering every inch of his face. i really did not think ANYTHING could turn this day around, … Continue reading
*jaws dropped. stuck. can’t move*
for once we are left completely speechless. the end of the world, and christmas as we know it, in 3….2….1….
we all want to change the world.
“it’s a shame we are living in peaceful times. from the results of your test, you would have made a wonderful revolutionary leader or protest organizer.” -my high school guidance counselor. perhaps i should live up to my potential and … Continue reading
john lennon. 1969. interviewed by a 14 year old.
RIP… your message lives on.
all i want for christmas is you…
i’ve had this song stuck in my head for 3 days now. this lil dude just took it to a whole new level.
nothing says “holiday cheer” like ghostface…
this has been on my christmas list for at least 3 years. i must be bad. santa still hasn’t brought it.
the beautiful ones…
there is nothing, and i mean NOTHING sexier than this right here.
“…good source of riboflavin”
this has got to be the greatest thing ever put on the interweb. until we say that about the next thing. but for now, THIS is the best. ever. yeah, this guy is also THIS guy:
1984. bones brigade.
a goddess on a skateboard…
our girl kim matulova is one of the very few girls we deem worthy enough to call an honorary heavy on the pepper girl. she is spice to the tenth power. here she is skating down the runway in PLATFORMS … Continue reading
dear carrot top,
fucking stop it. btw i know that’s not carrot top…i’m speaking to both of them
women in cages.
…. as we’ve said many times before….. they just don’t make them like they used to!
happy 90210 day!
today is 9.02.10 and to celebrate, we dug up this clip of that crazy cast of fun loving teens from the hit 90s show… yeah, they removed the coke parties, absent parents, fake tits and persian girls… but other than … Continue reading
fuck you. and uh…fuck her too.
this might be the greatest love song ever written. if you don’t think this has already gone triple platinum in our eardrums, you obviously have never looked at this blog…
dear grandpa…
i am very sorry that grandma accidentally got in to my stash of pot brownies and watched my old copy of Breakin on VHS on repeat for 28 hours straight. i understand if you don’t give me a christmas present … Continue reading
lets sell some jeans, people!!
just substitute marky mark for ceddybu, enter kate moss, and now we’ve got ourselves one hell of a calvin klein campaign… now i can’t stop thinking about a kfc double down sandwich…or a breast lift. heavens.
you can put your WEEEEED in here..
or your lip gloss, perhaps your car keys or other small objects. just don’t try anything funny, i’m not in the business of vaginoplasty
as if monday’s aren’t bad enough…
…now you are going to have THIS shit stuck in your head all day! here is an “anti-drug” campaign robert evans was forced to produce after getting caught up buying the nose candy. trust me, after a day of having … Continue reading
“yeah, becky, i got fuckin snapple…”
this is so amazing. he even has it down to the iced green tea and the sweet baby ray’s bbq sauce. just off those two alone i might stay for about a half hour. mostly just to hear him tell … Continue reading
friday just got a little more awesome spread all over it’s moist self…
….the heavy on the pepper girls have many nicknames, but the most commonly used are “buns” and “cupcake”. Cupcake, of course, loves this. But since Buns loves her some snoop dogg, i’m pretty she’s gonna eat it up too.
