Category Archives: holy crap
a week before the 5th grade talent show… cut to me crying in my room as i realized i could not do an amazing duo performance the way i envisioned it in my head because the girls i “auditioned” were … Continue reading
i literally sat in front of my computer for a full 3 minutes with my mouth open, in silence, after watching this for the first time.
reason #48 why you shouldn’t wear a BIKINI if you are the drunk big girl at the beach. You should probably also stay away from the water if you’ve been drinking 22oz Coronas since 6am. This shit is hilarious…. it … Continue reading
these kids are too much. that horrible sound you hear off in the distance? oh. just ignore it. it’s just our ovaries screaming over here. we are now accepting applications for dudes that are ready to pump out a cute, … Continue reading
we are so up-to-here with this charlie sheen shit we are about to go postal on an old folks home as they all hold little baby kittens and sing love songs to us. yep. one more person says “winning” to … Continue reading
franco. some dude. his friend could get it too. obama. classic newman. sean lyles, we’re your biggest fans. depp. gosling. jay electronica.
yesterday was the Biebs birthday. happy birthday you little badass. some advice for the next year of your life: hang with tyler. skate til you break something. don’t let anyone fuck with you. get in one good fight for all … Continue reading
USE A FUCKING COASTER NEXT TIME BITCH.
we watch shit like this and read cookbooks…
let’s all say a little prayer for this girl’s future college roommate on the the night this chick discovers FourLoko, weed cookies and shrooms.
this morning i got backhanded by a homeless man and then harassed by a drugged out version of trey songz that had tattoos covering every inch of his face. i really did not think ANYTHING could turn this day around, … Continue reading
for once we are left completely speechless. the end of the world, and christmas as we know it, in 3….2….1….
“it’s a shame we are living in peaceful times. from the results of your test, you would have made a wonderful revolutionary leader or protest organizer.” -my high school guidance counselor. perhaps i should live up to my potential and … Continue reading
RIP… your message lives on.
i’ve had this song stuck in my head for 3 days now. this lil dude just took it to a whole new level.
this has been on my christmas list for at least 3 years. i must be bad. santa still hasn’t brought it.
i wonder if there is a family somewhere in the middle of kansas, in their track house… fresh from a trip to kmart… sitting down to their computer to find this emailed to them (on dial-up) by their aunt becky … Continue reading
there is nothing, and i mean NOTHING sexier than this right here.
this has got to be the greatest thing ever put on the interweb. until we say that about the next thing. but for now, THIS is the best. ever. yeah, this guy is also THIS guy:
our girl kim matulova is one of the very few girls we deem worthy enough to call an honorary heavy on the pepper girl. she is spice to the tenth power. here she is skating down the runway in PLATFORMS … Continue reading
fucking stop it. btw i know that’s not carrot top…i’m speaking to both of them
…. as we’ve said many times before….. they just don’t make them like they used to!
today is 9.02.10 and to celebrate, we dug up this clip of that crazy cast of fun loving teens from the hit 90s show… yeah, they removed the coke parties, absent parents, fake tits and persian girls… but other than … Continue reading
this might be the greatest love song ever written. if you don’t think this has already gone triple platinum in our eardrums, you obviously have never looked at this blog…
i am very sorry that grandma accidentally got in to my stash of pot brownies and watched my old copy of Breakin on VHS on repeat for 28 hours straight. i understand if you don’t give me a christmas present … Continue reading
just substitute marky mark for ceddybu, enter kate moss, and now we’ve got ourselves one hell of a calvin klein campaign… now i can’t stop thinking about a kfc double down sandwich…or a breast lift. heavens.
or your lip gloss, perhaps your car keys or other small objects. just don’t try anything funny, i’m not in the business of vaginoplasty
…now you are going to have THIS shit stuck in your head all day! here is an “anti-drug” campaign robert evans was forced to produce after getting caught up buying the nose candy. trust me, after a day of having … Continue reading
this is so amazing. he even has it down to the iced green tea and the sweet baby ray’s bbq sauce. just off those two alone i might stay for about a half hour. mostly just to hear him tell … Continue reading
….the heavy on the pepper girls have many nicknames, but the most commonly used are “buns” and “cupcake”. Cupcake, of course, loves this. But since Buns loves her some snoop dogg, i’m pretty she’s gonna eat it up too.