Category Archives: imelda's closet

i will break your heart and then break your face in these..

soooo badass, soooo sexy, soooo going on my feet. Dolce Vita, Lana @ Pretty Pennies

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pretties!!!!! but ugly people can shop here too..

do your girl a solid…send her here!!

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waterproof mascara is my life coach..

let us take a moment of silence for those pairs lost in the war against paying your rent.. love you, lizard

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if i were a dude..

i would have gone from 6 to midnight (please don’t make me explain) with this video..and i would keep it next to the bedside with a box of tissues. thanks, garza (aka NT) for this bit of shoe goodness..

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put your money where your bunyons are..

gross. somebody call the ghostbusters..

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she needs a sandwich..

i need her shoes..

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dedicating my life to their capture..

lord of the flies-style..

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nobody puts baby in the corner..

she can only sit front row with shoes like these..ah.mazing.

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gimmeeee!!!!

stella m. you make my knees wobble..

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gettin’ funky on the mic like a’ old batch o’ collard greens

i want this. i’d throw up a ‘west side’ every chance i got too…obviously in head to toe vintage. it’s a ‘g’ thang..

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cankles need not apply..

shit, i’m out. adorable though..

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ain’t too proud to beg..

gimme. YSL.

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honey? have you seen my boob vest??

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just going to slip into something a little more comfortable..

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these and a dress made of fall leaves…

… it’s kind of all i want to wear for the next week.

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if the ‘queen ruled your christmas..

lets just pretend that in alexander mcqueen’s family they celebrate christmas.. and lets also pretend that each year they each draw a name and get one person a gift.. so basically you are either unwrapping an old navy gift card … Continue reading

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perfect…

…for our next bbq/kiddie pool party!

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after we’re done dancing i’m going to kill you with my shoe..

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perfect for showing off “xo” tattoos….

marc jacobs *sigh*

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easy on the bitch slapping..

these are the type of shoes you can only wear near a fireplace at a fancy party.. so after you’re done slamming your glass of champagne you can throw the glass in the flames and tell your friends you’re never … Continue reading

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