Category Archives: side dish
nobody puts baby in the corner… unless she has a spray can
via TheArabParrot
adorable olsens… lowkey racists.
“i care if i do something that’s special”
wow. just…. wow. she’s got it all figured out.
richard head.
every time i have to spend time in silverlake (LA) or williamsburg (BK) i get this song stuck in my head for weeks.
sir… your depends are leaking
when i see an old man in the grocery store i always get so sad. he’s all alone, trying to navigate through the store, looking very lost, straining to read labels and prices… and when he checks out all he … Continue reading
growing old is sorta awesome.
i said SORTA.. ps the last one is lohan in 19 years. yes, 19.
daggers.
“yeah well, i knew him when he was ralph and he lived in the valley…”
when the first words you speak to a woman are “are you single?” the answer will ALWAYS be “no”, even if that is a lie
dear linkin park, stop it.
every day when i come to work i have to pass a building sized poster of linkin park for their new album. new album? they aren’t done yet? nope. they keep going and they harsh my chi every damn morning.
in this edition of “things we will never ever understand”…
why do drunk girls find it “totally awesome” to dry hump each other from behind? when straight guys do this, it makes no sense either… i mean, i’m sure dr. phil could ANALyse the guys and find some deep seated … Continue reading
dear jared leto….
when i saw this picture, Radiohead’s song “just” was playing…. repeating “you do it to yourself” over and over. so very appropriate for this “look” you have going on mr. leto. do you not have friends that can talk you … Continue reading
an ode to the y chromosome. aka- eye candy.
we could do this shit all day….. matter of fact, we just might.
vegan hunger.
i haven’t eaten pork in 14 years (well, i was slipped it once by accident) yep. i really did just say i was slipped the pork by accident. *ahem* anyhoo, this shit is funny.
quickest way to ensure your babysitter stays sober….
just loop this on the dvd next time she comes over with eyes blazing red from smoking the good shit. guarantee she won’t get high and watch your kids ever again. plus, there will still be goldfish crackers in your … Continue reading
black ninja…
this video makes me happy. real happy. actually, almost ALL skate videos make me happy. i had a boyfriend tell me once “…sometimes you forget you’re a girl. besides, you’re too fucking old to watch skate videos…” ahWHA? needless to … Continue reading
dear jared leto…
we’ve been over this. a few times. please just stop. that whole skinny-jeans-tucked-in-to-lace-up-boots shit is done and over and only works on select females and really hot flaming gay dudes in west hollywood. you are not either (that you’ve admitted)… … Continue reading
don’t call it a comeback.
the left leg is back. i think of myself as the left leg of heavy on the pepper btw..def not the right..maybe the right boob but def not the right leg..anywho, i’m back from a very busy…uh, life? and to … Continue reading
strut that ass.
his grill is so next level… *thanks to viranda tantula for yet another gem.
dear jared leto…
again, we beg you. stop it. we don’t know what magazine you are reading, but you need to cancel your subscription. thanks.
