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“nice pose rasta…”

9:01pm- watch video friend sent. laugh hysterically at the creepy hilariousness. 9:12pm- still giggling at the rasta rooster. feel slightly haunted by video. 9:13pm- guilt sets in about giggle fit. 9:14pm- sit child down for a talk about the danger … Continue reading

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legends never die.

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this should have been on the shelf with cinderella and green eggs and ham.

life lessons, people. life lessons.

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girrrrrrl, it always be halloween on my block!

we ain’t got shit for candy buuuuut…

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where in the hell did this lovely creature come from..

and why isn’t he waiting for me in my bed..i mean whatever, it’s a nice song and all but GIVE ME THOSE LIPS.

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i fly solo.

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my mother IS always telling me to save my money..

not sure if this is what she had in mind..

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‘ze shit..

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dear god,

please don’t give me cankles, let me get laid often, and don’t let me get the crazy. i don’t want it.

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even then..

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holy depth perception..

i can’t even put on my own eyeliner. not only is this amazingly done, the song rules and i totally love butts. we all win.. i totally fart diamonds too. what a coincidence..

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you’re the wind beneath my wings..

some friends are totally worth keeping around for stuff like this..thanks, a, you little lamb you.. LOVE ME

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al gore had nothing to do with this one..

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