a stalkers love song…

you know how you hear a song all your life and it just kind of becomes a classic tune that you just hum along to, then all of a sudden one day you pay attention to the words and realize it’s a completely insane song?

well, this is one of those songs. this shit is a crazy-ex-girlfriend-stalker-bitch’s theme song. bunny boilers everywhere have this song stuck in their heads as they plot how they will break in to your house, kill your dog and blame it on that “slutty co-worker” she saw you with. you know, the one you helped carry a box? oh. no. she SAW how that ho said thank you. that high five in the parking lot was a CLEAR sign that the two of you fucked…

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