Author Archives: crampsforlife
a week before the 5th grade talent show… cut to me crying in my room as i realized i could not do an amazing duo performance the way i envisioned it in my head because the girls i “auditioned” were … Continue reading
i literally sat in front of my computer for a full 3 minutes with my mouth open, in silence, after watching this for the first time.
reason #48 why you shouldn’t wear a BIKINI if you are the drunk big girl at the beach. You should probably also stay away from the water if you’ve been drinking 22oz Coronas since 6am. This shit is hilarious…. it … Continue reading