Category Archives: holy crap

where was this kid when i needed him?

a week before the 5th grade talent show… cut to me crying in my room as i realized i could not do an amazing duo performance the way i envisioned it in my head because the girls i “auditioned” were … Continue reading

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i hope hell isn’t as bad as it’s rumored to be….

i literally sat in front of my computer for a full 3 minutes with my mouth open, in silence, after watching this for the first time.

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can’t. breathe. laughing too hard.

reason #48 why you shouldn’t wear a BIKINI if you are the drunk big girl at the beach. You should probably also stay away from the water if you’ve been drinking 22oz Coronas since 6am. This shit is hilarious…. it … Continue reading

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what’s wrong with lilo?

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word.

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small human badasses.

these kids are too much. that horrible sound you hear off in the distance? oh. just ignore it. it’s just our ovaries screaming over here. we are now accepting applications for dudes that are ready to pump out a cute, … Continue reading

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darth sheen.

we are so up-to-here with this charlie sheen shit we are about to go postal on an old folks home as they all hold little baby kittens and sing love songs to us. yep. one more person says “winning” to … Continue reading

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